simulpiss

Simulpiss (v.) - pronounced sigh-mul-piss, like simulcast; the act of two or more people urinating in a toilet at the same time, often due to social situations involving overpopulation and consumption of adult beverages coupled with inadequate facilities. This act is most often performed by two men or a man and a woman.

-"Damn is this the line for the bathroom? I can barely hold it any longer!"
-"Its cool girl, just slide back a little farther on the toilet and we'll simulpiss."

by FoxyManStud February 9, 2009

simblissity

Means to enjoy simple pleasures in a blissful way.

His kiss was simblissity delicious. When I ate her cake, my mouth was simblissity filled.

by suzgirl October 19, 2016

simulpost

n. 1. Two or more contributors to a message board post so closely together in time that the messages receive the same timestamp.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to stay ahead of a herd of simulposting Farkers.

by Pending April 30, 2003

simulisten

A portmanteau of simultaneous and listen, a simulisten occurs when two or more people in an IRC channel, on Facebook, or on a message board decide to listen to an album simultaneously. Usually accompanied by unanimous praise and multiple users quoting the lyrics.

Adam: dude bro wanna simulisten that new eminem shit
Billy: shit yeah bro gimme a sec to queue it up
Adam: okay ready, 3 2 1 GO
Billy: fuck yeah
Charlie: what are you two idiots doing
Adam: we're simulistening the new eminem joint, you in?

by z-totha-rb November 5, 2010

simulposted

The process of two people writing, and particularly posting to a bulletin board at roughly the same time, each not knowing the other was doing so. It is off particular significance when similar points are being expressed in each post.

Yes, those tires' traction was awesome. Apparently we "simulposted!"

by ribick December 29, 2018

simulist

An individual who is distressingly committed, to the point of failing to eat food, sleep or associate with other carbon based life forms, to building authentic looking and working cockpit mock-ups, both military and civilian, of aircraft, spacecraft, water-borne craft and ground vehicles using computer simulation.

After losing a few pounds, Del, an avid simulist in the throws of a new aircraft cockpit build, was reminded by his sister the only thing he would be flying if he didn't eat would be a pine box.

by Ikor December 14, 2009

soulpiss

he's the cigarettes after sex and the 90's movies trailer. he's the sun who rise and im the moon who sets. he's the someone i've waited for. he's the chocolate at valentine. he's everything i like, i want, i need. he's the someone i dreamed of, always, everyday.

I love you soulpiss

by anonymous January 18, 2023