simulpost

n. 1. Two or more contributors to a message board post so closely together in time that the messages receive the same timestamp.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to stay ahead of a herd of simulposting Farkers.

by Pending April 30, 2003

Simposter

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.

Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

SImpostor

An Impostor who simps in order to not get voted out. Found in the game Among Us.

A: This dude just helped fixing his sabotages for everyone though he was an Impostor.
B: What a SImpostor.

by earuhwrbwruvbhwbuern September 19, 2020

simulisten

A portmanteau of simultaneous and listen, a simulisten occurs when two or more people in an IRC channel, on Facebook, or on a message board decide to listen to an album simultaneously. Usually accompanied by unanimous praise and multiple users quoting the lyrics.

Adam: dude bro wanna simulisten that new eminem shit
Billy: shit yeah bro gimme a sec to queue it up
Adam: okay ready, 3 2 1 GO
Billy: fuck yeah
Charlie: what are you two idiots doing
Adam: we're simulistening the new eminem joint, you in?

by z-totha-rb November 5, 2010

Simulcast

Back when people watched television with a digital cable box, you might've noticed that two or more channels broadcast the same exact thing. They might not all be in sync though, and the 'carbon copies' are often worse in quality. This is strictly known as simulcasting.

When I was a kid, I used to find it mildly intriguing that channels 26, 232, 234, and 556 all broadcasted the exact same content. Didn't know these were called simulcasts until now.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 19, 2021

Simulcast

Japanese Anime that is recorded as broadcast, i.e., nudity and flashing images are censored with mosaics. It is the opposite of "uncut" which is uncensored content made for Western countries.

You're watching simulcast hentai? Go buy a blu-ray disk from the states and see it uncensored!

by sandle143 January 29, 2021

Simposter

An individual who betrays for the sole purpose of indulging in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man that Aaron is such a simposter, he exposed my screenshots to try and get laid tonight!!

by elitisque September 28, 2020