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assmaggot
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A whiny, sniveling, and
ungrateful
person. This word
coined
(AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and
first
used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.
how about you be
mature
and gracious they did you a
favor
you goddamned assmaggot (From the original
posting
.)
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April 30, 2003
simulpost
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n. 1.
Two
or more contributors to a message board post so closely
together
in
time
that the messages receive the same timestamp.
You have to get up
pretty
early
in the morning to
stay
ahead of a herd of simulposting Farkers.
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April 30, 2003