n. 1. Two or more contributors to a message board post so closely together in time that the messages receive the same timestamp.
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to stay ahead of a herd of simulposting Farkers.
A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.
how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)