(v.) The act of electronic fornication with another person using Google's g-chat function. Often referred to as cybersex but with a more personal feel to it because one must know the consenting party's gmail account name. It's not as slutty as picking up a random piece of electronic ass in a chat room.
-"Dude, I haven't been laid since Suzy left to help feed the hungry in Darfur. I'm going crazy."
-"You might just have to settle for a gfuck soon bro."
-"You might just have to settle for a gfuck soon bro."
by FoxyManStud February 04, 2009
Simulpiss (v.) - pronounced sigh-mul-piss, like simulcast; the act of two or more people urinating in a toilet at the same time, often due to social situations involving overpopulation and consumption of adult beverages coupled with inadequate facilities. This act is most often performed by two men or a man and a woman.
-"Damn is this the line for the bathroom? I can barely hold it any longer!"
-"Its cool girl, just slide back a little farther on the toilet and we'll simulpiss."
-"Its cool girl, just slide back a little farther on the toilet and we'll simulpiss."
by FoxyManStud February 10, 2009