simptaneous 

When you spontaneously simp.

The way she looked at her was simptaneous.

simptaneous by Precisely_42_Bees May 30, 2021

simultaneous trumpfinger 

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.

Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.

simultaneous trumpfinger by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020

simultaneous equation 

equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.

If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'

simultaneous equation by rieazen September 9, 2014

simultaneous snoregasm 

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

simultaneous snoregasm by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

simultaneously 

adv. - to do at the same time.

I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously.

simultaneously by Masterion August 2, 2011

Simultaneous release 

when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"

I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release.

Simultaneous release by prague1 June 30, 2006

Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose* 

An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.

Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"

Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose* by lokloka December 15, 2018