simultaneous
By looking up this word you are simultaneous as in you learned something new and btw i was the first person to define this
simultaneous by Pboy76 May 21, 2020
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simultaneous trumpfinger
A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.
Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.
simultaneous trumpfinger by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020
simultaneous equation
If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'
simultaneous equation by rieazen September 9, 2014
simultaneous snoregasm
Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.
simultaneous snoregasm by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
Simultaneous release
Simultaneous release by prague1 June 30, 2006
Simultaneous Zisk
When you and your friend notice an attractive person at the same time and therefore must battle over who gets to introduce them self first. Usually occurs at party, bar, or similar scene where you are trying to pick up a babe (male or female).
Rules of Simultaneous Zisk:
1) When you both see the hottie, make eye contact with the other and yell "Zisk!" at each other. This initiates the game.
2) First person to smack the nearest door hinge wins.
3) Winner gets ten minutes to engage the hottie with no interruptions. Loser may intervene if after the ten minutes the hottie seems uninterested.
Rules of Simultaneous Zisk:
1) When you both see the hottie, make eye contact with the other and yell "Zisk!" at each other. This initiates the game.
2) First person to smack the nearest door hinge wins.
3) Winner gets ten minutes to engage the hottie with no interruptions. Loser may intervene if after the ten minutes the hottie seems uninterested.
"Why are you standing so close the door? You're kind of in the way."
"Sorry I'm expecting Betty and I have to have a good position for Simultaneous Zisk. I just know Jordan is going to try an say he say her first."
"Sorry I'm expecting Betty and I have to have a good position for Simultaneous Zisk. I just know Jordan is going to try an say he say her first."
Simultaneous Zisk by lalaking January 20, 2015
simultaneous ambidextoral coordination
The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.
simultaneous ambidextoral coordination by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023
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