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A big pushy cephalon that demands you: the hunter, to seek and perform synthesis on specific targets around the solar system to obtain standing in order to purchase specific items. He will also provide you with the option to do something called a sanctuary onslaught which is a series of battles against targets whom have been synthesised done to improve the sanctuary's knowledge on said targets.
simaris wants me to perform synthesis on a corrupted heavy gunner
simaris by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018
Words you can keep
A smart, loyal and loud girl that has been broken by many guys and that is lowkey really freaky and will do anything you want.She's highkey crazy if you mess with her.She will give you a lot kisses and is a very affectionate person once you break through her walls.Lastly she is the life of the party.
"Samaris is the type of girl i want!"
"Samaris is a good girl but you don't want to mess with her!"
samaris by yourdailytreesh January 10, 2019
Related Words

Samarism 

When you show any attributes like Samar. This mainly includes her ability to not text properly.
A: Bro this is hilauros
B: Bro do you have Samarism?
Samarism by Junnhoe August 25, 2023

shimarisu 

Either a chipmunk or a demon of death-squirrel.
shimarisu-kun you're so cute UwU
shimarisu by oogway tattoo October 1, 2018
A simarien is one jiggy nigga that always has drip and didn’t give a fuck what people say. If a person sees simarien they will instantly want to have sex with him 🔥
Damn simarien is one sexy guy I got to sleep with him
simarien by Dj stank mustard November 28, 2018
Samaris is one of the most funniest people that you’ll ever meet.She’s a great skater and even better than some of the boys.Samaris is really into anime and owns every merchandise that the anime got.She’s a tall girl that plays basketball.She’s no Michael Jordan but good.Samaris is the best artist that you’ll ever meet and doodles on all of her notebooks and pencil cases.All the girls want to be her and all the guys are her best friend.She has no interest into ruining relationships unlike others girls.Her hair is always in a high ponytail straight,curly,braid, and somehow a bun.She always has cool socks like pringles, butts, penguins etc.She will fight for what she believes in and will even talk back to teachers and males.She will make you laugh in even serious moments but will make them worth it.Samaris will go and get lost but call it an adventure to find a object.She is like a sister or even a mother that you will always have and will never take you for granted.She has a great sneaker collection and will probably let you wear a pair but you have to ask first.She’s super fast and will never get tagged in the game of tag.
Person 1.”Did you hear Samaris finished the whole The Fitness Gram Pacer Test?”

Person 2.”Yeah, she was the only 6th grader that finished the test.”
Samaris by BANANABUTTBREAD June 3, 2019
The art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word - or visa versa.....
1 - So sorry I did not call back but i "pucked up my fuc code" simaism and could not access my mobile.

2 - My bears are eyely open.

3 - I do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)

4 - Am sure you met ge!

And all true and bithout a weverage
Simaism by simamb January 15, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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