Simaism

The art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word - or visa versa.....

1 - So sorry I did not call back but i "pucked up my fuc code" simaism and could not access my mobile.

2 - My bears are eyely open.

3 - I do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)

4 - Am sure you met ge!

And all true and bithout a weverage

Simaism by simamb January 15, 2009

Simpism 

A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.

“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”

“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”

Simpism by young bumpkin November 7, 2019

Simpism 

Simpism is a branch of Bobism. The people of Simpism know that Bob is Everything, and Everything is Bob. The only difference is that these people are simps, and simp more than honor Bob the Almighty.

Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!

Simpism by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

Simpism 

When all you do is simp. When you make fun of yourself of being single but at the same time stuck on simpin for that one person at like 1:45 am blastin the simp playlist you made.

“Oh you simpin again?” “Yea simpism be hittin hard lately”

Simpism by @fakeabg March 7, 2020

Simpism 

The Religion in which Simpson reside in. They often join to get Egirls but kill each other in the process.

Simpist 1: takes out Money to give Egirl
Simpist 2: Takes out shotgun bought from Walmart

Simpist 3: takes out Target schedule “you will never leave”

Getdunkedon154: Takes out Minecraft sword
Simpism

Simpism by Why are looking at this March 11, 2020

Simpism 

Some silly foolish simp who is part of the simp cult with the worst people. Sakura is an example of someone part of simpism.

Sakura is an example of someone part of simpism.

Simpism by Shoe456 July 15, 2020

shimaism

A doctrine that suggests being there for one another in ups and downs. Followers of Shimaism usually get together at nights and stay up until dawn. They tend to talk, watch short comedy episodes and eat yogurt mixed with cucumber. Chips dipped into this special mixed yogurt are also of great popularity amongst Shimaists.

The term is sometimes used in association with the type of tasks done.

Examples:
This night is a Shimatic night.
Don't you worry. She is a Shima, she'll take care of it all.
He turned into a Shimaism.

shimaism by dastambouyi February 23, 2014