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A smart, loyal and loud girl that has been broken by many guys and that is lowkey really freaky and will do anything you want.She's highkey crazy if you mess with her.She will give you a lot kisses and is a very affectionate person once you break through her walls.Lastly she is the life of the party.
samaris by yourdailytreesh January 10, 2019
Samurism
A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.
During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:
“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
A typical Samurism.
“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
A typical Samurism.
Samurism by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007
Samaris
Samaris is one of the most funniest people that you’ll ever meet.She’s a great skater and even better than some of the boys.Samaris is really into anime and owns every merchandise that the anime got.She’s a tall girl that plays basketball.She’s no Michael Jordan but good.Samaris is the best artist that you’ll ever meet and doodles on all of her notebooks and pencil cases.All the girls want to be her and all the guys are her best friend.She has no interest into ruining relationships unlike others girls.Her hair is always in a high ponytail straight,curly,braid, and somehow a bun.She always has cool socks like pringles, butts, penguins etc.She will fight for what she believes in and will even talk back to teachers and males.She will make you laugh in even serious moments but will make them worth it.Samaris will go and get lost but call it an adventure to find a object.She is like a sister or even a mother that you will always have and will never take you for granted.She has a great sneaker collection and will probably let you wear a pair but you have to ask first.She’s super fast and will never get tagged in the game of tag.
Person 1.”Did you hear Samaris finished the whole The Fitness Gram Pacer Test?”
Person 2.”Yeah, she was the only 6th grader that finished the test.”
Person 2.”Yeah, she was the only 6th grader that finished the test.”
Samaris by BANANABUTTBREAD June 3, 2019
samerism
Examples of samerism:
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!