shwoman

A first year female college student, short for freshwoman.

I hear the senior QB has been seen around campus with a hot little shwoman!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021

The Greatest Showman

A 2017 Musical Film loosely based on the events of the life of performer, businessman and politician P.T. Barnum. The film stars Hugh Jackman as Phineas Taylor Barnum, Michelle Williams as Charity Hallett-Barnum, Zac Efron as Phillip Carlyle(a fictional character loosely based on Barnum's real life business partner Hachaliah Bailey), Zendaya Coleman- credited as Zendaya- as Anne Wheeler(A fictional character) and Rebecca Ferguson as Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.

Grayss: Deckstur, come and see "The Greatest Showman" with me.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.

And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.

by PositivelyPisces January 17, 2018

Shoman

The epitome of swagg. If you have reached the state known as "Shoman", your life is complete.

Dude, that guy was in completely Shoman last night. Too bad he lost it the next day.

by AAAtriple February 16, 2010

Showman

Someone who over exaggerates the fuck out of things
Someone who loves to gas stories and make up lies

You are the biggest showman ever.
Bro#1: Yo you fuck that girl?
Bro#2: Yeah I fucked her 5 times and made her orgasm 27 times
Bro#1: Wow you are a showman

Bro#1: *sends snap chat of himself chugging a beer while driving*
Bro#2: C'mon man that is a showman snap

Originated from Johnny1k Nashua NH

by ELOCO17 May 24, 2018

showmance

When actors engage in a romance for the run of a show.
Once the run is over so is the romance.
The term originated in the theater and moved to movies and scripted television and then reality television.
The term has now moved to the populace to discribe any contrived romance.

Dude 1: I didn't know Anthony and Cicely were dating.
Dude 2: It's just a showmance, Cicely is just dating Anthony just to make Edgar jealous.

Dude 1: I didn't know Anthony and Cicely were dating.
Dude 2: They're not. It's just a showmance, Anthony is gay.

by Bif Loman July 17, 2006

Nomance Showmance

Word Created By: Liza and Tom BBCan Season 1

Nomance Showmance:

when two people are in a nomance showmance they are not romanticly involed with eachother but still flirt and turns into a cuddlemance with one another and then still love eachother

Tom and Liza are in a nomance showmance on Big Brother Canada season 1.

by smelligleek March 29, 2013

shomance

The romantic involement/ flirting of two actors, who are not actually roamantically involeved, who are involved in a play, playing characters who are romantically involed with each other.

Chris Irvin & Nora DeGeorge

by Peter George April 4, 2004