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The epitome of swagg. If you have reached the state known as "Shoman", your life is complete.
Dude, that guy was in completely Shoman last night. Too bad he lost it the next day.
Shoman by AAAtriple February 16, 2010
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A relatively smart boy, with international heritage, who has no street smarts whatsoever.
Shoman: Wow! That hydro-molecular compound is reacting venomously with the addition of the genetically-modified feces!
Shoman by ywindlass April 26, 2009
Related Words
Shoman shomanced shomance shomansur Shaman sheman shmang shman shmank shmancy
Shmang is to vape in the bathrooms at macleans
Should we go 'Shmang'
Shmang by NimsIsAstupidName May 2, 2019
A women named Shobana is typically very beautiful with nice eyes and lips. They are known to be very lovable. Shobanas are envied by other women.
1. Damnnn, Shobana's lookin' fine today, as usual.

2. I wish I was Shobana, shes so pretty and nice!
shobana by IndianChic January 2, 2015

Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
Cock Shaman by UD Tk August 31, 2018
A high-powered bitch slap. Most effective when the right hand is kissed before slapping.
Vanessa was being annoying so Jp gave her a good ol' fashioned Shmanko.
Shmanko by J-Fla$h July 24, 2008

Shaman Flip 

When a Psychonaut takes both Dmt and Salvia. Commonly achieved by Smoking Changa and Salvia with a Bong or Pipe using the Sandwich method
Man, last night I did a shaman flip, I was Tripping the Fuck out.
Shaman Flip by FadingVapes December 10, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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