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Dennis had a small shwatz.
shwatz by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003
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shwatz • Shwat • shwayze • shwaz • shiatzu • shwater • Shwazzle • Swatzi • schwatz • Shpatzir
the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada
Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.
shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006

Anne Desilva Sawatzky 

Anne means a hoe, her only goal in life is to play guys and fuck them at Ajax Costco. Anne means weak . Girls with the name Anne usually want to fight , but loose every fight . If your name is Anne you suck boys dicks and cant fight.

Alyssa: Did you see Anne nose? It looks like she uses all her fingers at once.

Nicole: Hahaha yes! it’s fugly just like her face. Makeup doesn’t help her either. She looks like a snake. Don’t get me started on her black nasty ugly gums.

Alyssa: I know right! I don’t know how she can walk around with that.

Alyssa: do you know Anne husband cheats on her? He writes love notes for the other woman on UD.

Nicole: yea everyone knows and talking about it. He’s been doing it since high school to 2022. She deserves it. LMAO

Alyssa: did you hear about Anne husband and the other woman he’s known since high school?

Nicole: Everyone knows. They say he’s crazy for this other woman.

Alyssa: do you know Anne has a twin?
Nicole: omg Anne is so fugly. Is her twin fugly like Anne?
Alyssa: I agree Anne is fugly and dumb, but her twin is prettier.

Alyssa: did you see Anne wedding pictures?
Nicole: yea, it was gross, why didn’t she at least shave her underarms. It’s hairy dark and gross.

Alyssa: Did hear the about Anne wedding?
Nicole: yea everyone’s talking about it. Her husband was drunk as a skunk, I heard there’s another woman, he called her on the wedding day. They talked for a while, he was crying throughout the conversation.
Anne Desilva Sawatzky means stupid ass bitch cannot fight her own battles. Blames her anxiety for everything

shpatzir 

Feh! You go and see "Transformers," we'll shpatzir around the shopping mall--you want I should pick you up some socks?
shpatzir by yid2009 August 3, 2009

Shwartzing 

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.
After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.
Shwartzing by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005
A person or thing that is very dear to you, someone or something that has been in your life for quite a long time
Hey Shatzee you coming with us to dinner tonight?
shatzee by Shatzee girl November 8, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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