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Anne Desilva Sawatzky
Anne means a hoe, her only goal in life is to play guys and fuck them at Ajax Costco. Anne means weak . Girls with the name Anne usually want to fight , but loose every fight . If your name is Anne you suck boys dicks and cant fight.
Alyssa: Did you see Anne nose? It looks like she uses all her fingers at once.
Nicole: Hahaha yes! it’s fugly just like her face. Makeup doesn’t help her either. She looks like a snake. Don’t get me started on her black nasty ugly gums.
Alyssa: I know right! I don’t know how she can walk around with that.
Alyssa: do you know Anne husband cheats on her? He writes love notes for the other woman on UD.
Nicole: yea everyone knows and talking about it. He’s been doing it since high school to 2022. She deserves it. LMAO
Alyssa: did you hear about Anne husband and the other woman he’s known since high school?
Nicole: Everyone knows. They say he’s crazy for this other woman.
Alyssa: do you know Anne has a twin?
Nicole: omg Anne is so fugly. Is her twin fugly like Anne?
Alyssa: I agree Anne is fugly and dumb, but her twin is prettier.
Alyssa: did you see Anne wedding pictures?
Nicole: yea, it was gross, why didn’t she at least shave her underarms. It’s hairy dark and gross.
Alyssa: Did hear the about Anne wedding?
Nicole: yea everyone’s talking about it. Her husband was drunk as a skunk, I heard there’s another woman, he called her on the wedding day. They talked for a while, he was crying throughout the conversation.
Alyssa: Did you see Anne nose? It looks like she uses all her fingers at once.
Nicole: Hahaha yes! it’s fugly just like her face. Makeup doesn’t help her either. She looks like a snake. Don’t get me started on her black nasty ugly gums.
Alyssa: I know right! I don’t know how she can walk around with that.
Alyssa: do you know Anne husband cheats on her? He writes love notes for the other woman on UD.
Nicole: yea everyone knows and talking about it. He’s been doing it since high school to 2022. She deserves it. LMAO
Alyssa: did you hear about Anne husband and the other woman he’s known since high school?
Nicole: Everyone knows. They say he’s crazy for this other woman.
Alyssa: do you know Anne has a twin?
Nicole: omg Anne is so fugly. Is her twin fugly like Anne?
Alyssa: I agree Anne is fugly and dumb, but her twin is prettier.
Alyssa: did you see Anne wedding pictures?
Nicole: yea, it was gross, why didn’t she at least shave her underarms. It’s hairy dark and gross.
Alyssa: Did hear the about Anne wedding?
Nicole: yea everyone’s talking about it. Her husband was drunk as a skunk, I heard there’s another woman, he called her on the wedding day. They talked for a while, he was crying throughout the conversation.
Anne Desilva Sawatzky means stupid ass bitch cannot fight her own battles. Blames her anxiety for everything
Anne Desilva Sawatzky by Theotherwoman17 April 16, 2022
shpatzir
Feh! You go and see "Transformers," we'll shpatzir around the shopping mall--you want I should pick you up some socks?
Shwartzing
To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.
After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.
Shwartzing by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005
shatzee
A person or thing that is very dear to you, someone or something that has been in your life for quite a long time
shatzee by Shatzee girl November 8, 2011
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