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Any member of Amerika's constantly expanding shoot-first police and paramilitary forces. Almost always armed with automatic weapons and wearing black outfits with body armor. Preferred weapons escalate from pepper spray to taser to lethal force, frequently simulaneously. From SWAT + Nazi.
Gotta wonder about people the Swatzis are recruiting these days. Pepper Spray AND a Taser?

Ho Ho, here's a chance to play with our toys!

Swatzi by hoopoe36 February 16, 2009
Words you can keep
I got arrested and fucked by a Swatzi

I hope u had fun
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A hater, someone acting like a nazi but isn’t typically associated with them
She’s a swatzi
Swatzi by CTVAI July 8, 2025
Swati is a fancy Indian name meaning the first drop from the sky that falls into the sea and turns into a pearl. She is exotic and beautiful, dry motivated with a drive like Alexander Hamilton and can get anything done better than you would have asked for. She is hilarious and charismatic, a little sheltered but don't mistake her for innocent. She is a momma's daughter and will do anything for her family and dedicates herself to schoolwork because she belejves firmly in education and appearances Nd wants to make the best image for everyone who sees her.
Sarah: man I got a b on my test! What did ugrt swati...?
Swati: um... Not too bad.... I'm sorry u got a b but that's stills really good!
( I reality she got a 97 but didn't want to make bed a feel self conscious)

Swatting 

Swatting is an internet prank/crime where someone finds your address either through your IP or because your name and location is known.Then they call 911 anonymously and report a fake emergency.Ex,someone can call and say that someone at that address is being held at a gun point or someone is going to commit suicide and a SWAT team would be dispatched to the address.

Its becoming a trend,it is only a matter of time before somebody gets killed.Anyone caught swatting could face serious charges — even federal charges for abusive 911 calls, false alarms or reports and then unauthorized use of telecommunications.
I got swatted yesterday by some hacker on the internet.Swatting should be stopped,its not funny.
Swatting by Droct August 27, 2014
A cute, caring, sweet, and sensitive girl. She truly cares about others and loves to give advice. She's upbeat and fun-loving. She never forgets, but forgives. She doesn't trust easily and tries her best to please others. She beautiful and different. She is also strong.
Person 1- That girl is so sweet!
Person 2- Probably a swathi
Swathi by Stating the truth January 29, 2012
The cutest, lovliest and sweetest. She's loved by all but she got many haters too. She knows what she wants amd does'nt let people sway her opinion. She doesn't gives any second chances to anyone. She knows who hurts you once will hurt you forever. She ignores those who aren't worth her time and leaves those who don't deserve her.
Unfortunately, Swati does'nt likes me, my life is ruined

I want a bae just like swati
Swati by Ankush01 May 16, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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