shwastie

a shwasted bestie

You are such a shwastie!

by noyeah.yeahno February 20, 2022

shwasty

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

shwasty

adj. to be drunk, i.e. shitted, wasted and toasty.

Dude, Adam fell in the fire last night. Yah, he was shwasty.

by MooneyK June 2, 2009

shwasty

drunk with swagger

lets get shwasty this weekend and meet up with some pretty ladies!

by suacyonsundays August 12, 2012

Shwasty Face

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.

Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.

by fallenangel January 25, 2013