shwastie 

a shwasted bestie

You are such a shwastie!

shwastie by noyeah.yeahno February 20, 2022

Shwastey 

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

Shwastered 

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

shwaste bin 

a garbage bin designated for throwing up in, post-drinking session

Jim's had a little too much to drink; better put the shwaste bin next to his bed.

shwaste bin by Rm. 404B July 1, 2010

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004

White Girl Shwasted 

Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.

Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.

White Girl Shwasted by TattiG February 16, 2010

Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week

Shwasted shwednesday

Shwasted Shwednesday by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010