Helen: "What happened last night, I don't remember anything"
Candice: "Uhh you were the shwaste"
Helen: "Ahh that must be why my ass hurts"
Candice: "Uhh you were the shwaste"
Helen: "Ahh that must be why my ass hurts"
by HelCan September 04, 2007
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by ValAnne May 08, 2005
(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".
Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.
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