Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

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Shwastey

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

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That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

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Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

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Shawasted

So drunk you dont even know how to put it into real words.

We were so shawasted lastnight. I dont remeber anythingg!

Shawasted by Knowittxx June 20, 2009

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