Shwasted

(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".

Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.

by Ian Ebsch February 10, 2007

Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

by motocross king 1989 September 06, 2011

Shwasted

(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted

1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.

2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.

Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

Shwasted

consuming mass quantities of beer to the point of dancing and/or wanting to spar vigorously. this can lead to a serious of comedic references later served to you that very next morning!

Man, jesse you sure were Shwasted last night, i was laughing so hard when you were trying to walk to your SUV!

by mr clap happy July 12, 2011

Shwasted

a combination of "shit faced" and "wasted"

He is freaking Shwasted!

by katannamomma July 22, 2008

Shwasted

Wasted, but without the negative connotation.

I was shwasted the night I made out with him. That was the appx 6 beers that night.

by SchwamRed07 December 14, 2009

Shwasted

Being so hammered drunk that you are both shitfaced and waisted at the same time. (sh-wasted)

Dude last night I drank like 34 beers and got shwasted.

by I know the lingo November 13, 2007