Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

Shwammered

The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")

Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.

I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.

I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.

by r-fine23 April 25, 2010

shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008