shunbathing

This is what happens when people wear poor fitting swimwear and they're really out of shape and instead of relaxing in some rays they're ridiculed by all who can see.

Lance and Sara went to the beach where the shunbathing was constant.

shunbathing by von groovy June 9, 2019

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Sunbathing Butter

This term is used to describe someone who is very soft. You would use the term to describe an athlete who milks an injury that most people would just shrug off. Take for example a hockey player who lays on the ice like he just got hit by a freight train,when he only got a good check.

Hockey player 1: Why is mike laying out on the ice? He hardly got hit.

Hockey player 2: He's sunbathing butter!

Sunbathing Butter by TV CAR March 8, 2010

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Sunbathing Brit

The oily, oozing result of improper pork sausage preparation prior to barbequeuing; simmilar in appearance to a British person attempting to get skin cancer

You call that dinner? It looks like a Sunbathing brit!

Sunbathing Brit by Hades January 3, 2003

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sunbathing

A sex position where you lie flat on your back on top of a male who is lying flat on their back, with you head positioned by their penis whilst trying to get tongue (represents sand) out of your ass crack. Should you wish to apply sun tan lotion, just toss the person off. Or you can flick the pages of your book from this position.

I was sunbathing the other day on the beach with a hairy man.

sunbathing by otterjati April 26, 2015