shtoik

An absolute bomber from 27yds+ that almost rips the net.

Gerrard vs. Olympiakos 2005 - king of shtoik
Rooney vs. Newcastle 2006
Rose vs. Arsenal 2010

by gerrardisalad September 22, 2010

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

shtoity

a hot chick

plural form: shtoities

man, check out that shtoity in the car

by JD-O89 September 8, 2005

shtoile

Mark Zuckerberg's particular mode of operation.

Mark: Hahaha! You are no match for my shtoile!

by dfeeb@987 October 21, 2017

shtoit

a person with mad sex appeal... a really hot person

damn...that girl is shtoit

by oliviaaa June 28, 2006

stoik

The majestic fruit with a green shell and a red luscious inside. people who are uneducated and stupid call is waterm*lon (the w word)

yo Hamza can you pass me some stoik?

by pootootoo May 22, 2022

stoikle

to hog-tie and spray with Cheez-Whiz

Don't make me stoikle your ass bitch!

by Phishr December 23, 2004