stoikle

to hog-tie and spray with Cheez-Whiz

Don't make me stoikle your ass bitch!

by Phishr December 23, 2004

stockley

A person who wants to do good but does not quite make it. They arrange gatherings in town and tell people that there are going to be loads of people there with lots to do. Once you arrive you see him by himself usually in or heading towads Sainsbury's.

You say "You Stockley" or "You really Stoklied this haven't you!"

by Adamski Belletovinch November 28, 2006

blargo shtornk bing bing honkle stonkle

When you have to shit really bad, but aren't in a situation when it's available

Dude, I know we're at a funeral right now but I really have to blargo shtornk bing bing honkle stonkle.

by bigrealmanthe October 13, 2023

smoikle

noun. Snuggly cuddle that makes you feel as if you are floating.
Verb. The act of enjoying a snuggly cuddle.

I've had a hard day. I'm in desperate need of a smoikle.
Can we smoikle in bed tonight?
Let's smoikle.

by smeeky October 3, 2009

Stokley

a sweet, funny, athletic boy. someone you would let meet your parents. he’s good with kids, smart, and very attractive. he also has very nice legs and abs. he genuinely cares about you and your feelings. he is someone you can rely on even when he is unreliable. he is kind and and confident. he has a nice country accent too.

have you seen stokley? he is so hot and he’s not a douche bag either! 😍😍😍

by futuremilf.com April 23, 2021

Stokley

Someone who finds themselves only attracted sexually to the older generation specifically those 60 and above, someone who "stokes the fire" to reignite an older woman's sex drive and relishes the results

I wouldn't leave him alone with your nan mate he's a right Stokley

by Memo - Azuremyst August 27, 2013

StOakley

StOakley's are fake Oakley's usually bought at roadside vendors or the mall for less than 10 dollars.

" Hey are those the new Oakley Jawbones, man those are 260 dollars, how can you afford those?"

" Hell no, these are StOakleys, i got them a guy in a van with a sweet mullet and I only paid 9 bucks!"

by Jetta-The-Hut October 28, 2012