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a person with mad sex appeal... a really hot person
damn...that girl is shtoit
shtoit by oliviaaa June 28, 2006
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When you are in a position where you do not have the proper tools or equiptment to accomplish a task or job.
After taking a dump I realized I was in a shoit because I was out of toilet paper.
shoit by muffinking July 10, 2007
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a hot chick

plural form: shtoities
man, check out that shtoity in the car
shtoity by JD-O89 September 8, 2005

shloitering 

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.
While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.
shloitering by intothefray March 24, 2021
A slang-term unique to Montreal referring to sweet, pure cocaine.
Yo! Call up the Ne-Yo, we gonna hit that shtootz tonight. Ya dig?!

SHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!

Fuck! That shit is the shtootz! DAMN!
shtootz by street_slanger(baKed) February 12, 2010
Mark Zuckerberg's particular mode of operation.
Mark: Hahaha! You are no match for my shtoile!
shtoile by dfeeb@987 October 21, 2017

Shtwitter 

Hey guys I'm totally shtwittering right now, plus I'm a faggot!

Don't bother me while I'm shtwittering BITCH!!!!

I've been shtwittering so long my asshole burns.
Shtwitter by Kutronic July 30, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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