A way to say mating, sexing, etc. Easier to say without feeling awkward. To shtoink, shtoinked, shtoinking, etc.
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Get the shtoink mug.While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.
by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
Get the stoinkos mug.Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.
shit faced stupid drunk
shit faced stupid drunk
by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014
Get the stoinked mug.Myrna was excited about the Goldstein's get together but Harvey didnt want to go. He was being a shtoonk.
by greeneyedlady July 10, 2010
Get the shtoonk mug.A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
Get the Rip Van Shtinkel mug.The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
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