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A majestic fruit with a green shell and juicy red inside. Stoik deniers commonly refer to this with the derogatory "Watermelon".
It's so hot outside. I would love to eat some Stoik right about now.
Stoik by BurgerBob886 May 23, 2022
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Stoik - a name for someone who has no friends and never go's outside
Guy 1: "Jeremy is such a stoik"
Guy 2: "yeah he has zero friends"
stoik by Jstar Playz June 9, 2017

The Stoik Foundation 

An organization that supports Stoik above all. It was founded on May 26, 2019, yet it is still making progress as it grows as a community. Not to be confused with a cult, The Stoik Foundation is a system, created by a group of heart-felt teenage entrepreneurs who wish for one thing and one thing only, and that is the well-being of humankind as a species. These teenagers realized that the best way to instill happiness within civilians is to manifest the stoik ideology among them, and in doing so eradicate its biggest obstacle, which happens to be a group of people known as 'waterm*lon enthusiasts'.
Simaal: "WATERM*ELON! WATERM*LON! WATERM*LON! I AM A WATERM*LON ENTHUSIAST!"

Yusuf: Damn you, filthy uncultured swine! Don't ever say the w word in front of me again, for I am a proud member of The Stoik Foundation!

Chorus: (person 1) Yeah you tell him!

Chorus: (Everyone) STOIK! STOIK! STOIK! STOIK!
Electro/Techno act from Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

The name means sticker and their logo is seen on various walls in Amsterdam as street art stickers and stencils.
Let's go to the Paradiso tonight, Stikka are playing.
Stikka by djsynchro August 19, 2008

Stockholm Invaders FC 

A football club from Stockholm, Sweden.
"Stockholm Invaders FC was initially dubbed Gute Invaders"
Stockholm Invaders FC by I-T-B December 9, 2016
Refers to a woman or women who are available for having fun and entertainment.
Last night the club was lit, there was stocko all over the place.
Stocko by Mshini October 15, 2020
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