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Zuckerberg 

A stalker who follows you everywhere. Zuckerberg a are also a species of lizard robots. They are also douches who leak information to the government.
That person is such a fucking Zuckerberg.
(Talking about a cunt)
Zuckerberg by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018

zuckerberg 

1. See douchebag.

2. Someone with an overinflated sense of self worth, who also thinks he's WAY smarter than you.

3. Someone who wants to get rich at your expense.

4. Someone who doesn't give a crap about your privacy.
I know you just got a promotion, but you don't have to be a zuckerberg about it.
zuckerberg by riotdog May 25, 2010

Zuckerberg 

v. (Zuck•er•berg) zuckerbgergs, zuckerberged, zuckerberging
1.)to steal an unwritten idea and use it as your own for resepect, money, or something not related to school.
John told Bob about his idea to invent a new hat, and Bob made the hat and sold it, telling the buyers that it was his own idea to invent it. Bob zuckerberged John.

Zuckerberg 

A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status.

After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.

Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.
Zuckerberg by jdiggidy August 4, 2020

zuckerberg 

to promise someone that you'll keep their secrets, then share them later when it suits your purposes.
Joe promised Jill he wouldn't tell her I hit on Sarah, but he totally zuckerberged me when he thought it might give him a chance with her.
zuckerberg by Bookfaced May 13, 2010

zuckerberg 

verb, zuckerberg, zuckerberg'd, zuckerberg·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)

1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force: A pickpocket zuckerberg'd his watch.

2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.

3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance: He zuckerberg'd my girlfriend.

4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.)

–verb (used without object)

to commit or practice theft.

to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved

–noun

Informal . an act of stealing; theft.

Origin: Based on Mark Zuckerberg, the owner of Facebook social network and his shady business practices. Termed coined 1/19/11 by DCC & JG

Related Forms: zukerberg-able, zuckerberg-ing, zuckerberg'd, zuckerberg-ization
He got zuckerberg'd by his former business partner.

This contract should prevent any zuckerbergization in this business transaction.

Don't try to zuckerberg me.
zuckerberg by Sienna Jades January 21, 2011