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Shoiketing is when one shits, pisses, and jizzes in their pants in a single night. If done throughout the night it is a shameful act, but if it is done all simultaneously it a mark of pride.
What's that smell?

Oh I Shoiketed last night
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A uncommon last name. Most likely it originated in Russia. Goes well with Alan. Usually is rather short with brown hair, and a tiny cock.
"Yo, Shoiket!" He said.
Shoiket by A creepy stalker November 30, 2011
Related Words

shooketh to the coreth 

being shaken to the core in a shakespearean manner
The bass was so good i was shooketh to the coreth

shooketh 

"Yo Mary did you see that cow jump over the giraffe"

"I am shooketh"
shooketh by Giraffeleader101 March 11, 2017

shoilette 

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.
Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.
shoilette by ayyfron September 1, 2011

Shooketh 

When you are more shook then shook can ever be shook
*PATS HEAD*
ARE YOU SHOOKETH

shooketh attack 

when you more shooketh than shook and shooketh combined
Cynthia i’m having a shooketh attack you won’t believe what just happened.
shooketh attack by sister shooketh September 1, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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