Pronounced SHMOY-KEE
To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.
To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.
To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.
To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.
"He loses the money, and has the nerve to give ME the shmoikey!"
My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.
My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.
by MEL ZIPCHITZ December 14, 2008
Get the shmoikey mug.Someone you don’t want to be. Used to describe someone who is being bitchy, unreasonable, flakes often, and/or is being a spazz.
1. D: “Where’s Franklin? I thought he was gonna hang.”
I: “Nah, he’s being shmikey today.“
2. F: “I’m sick of your shit, get out of my house.”
D: “What did I do? Chill out”
F: “I don’t care, I don’t like you”
D: “Quit being shmikey, you and I know I haven’t done anything wrong, you’re just salty.”
I: “Nah, he’s being shmikey today.“
2. F: “I’m sick of your shit, get out of my house.”
D: “What did I do? Chill out”
F: “I don’t care, I don’t like you”
D: “Quit being shmikey, you and I know I haven’t done anything wrong, you’re just salty.”
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by James2968 June 10, 2011
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by Le Epic Troll Face January 20, 2021
Get the Shmokey mug.A motherfucker that doesn’t care about any other persons life besides his and the people he claims as his, an atheistic motherfucker that doesn’t care about the well beings of others, he’ll send any person to the god that they believe while while typically putting a blade through the other persons chest and twisting till blood squirts out.
Pussy motherfucker 1: damn you see how that motherfucker disrespected me?
Pussy motherfucker 2: yea I saw, but thats shmokey fool I wouldn’t mess with him unless you want your throat slit, that vatos crazy
Pussy motherfucker 2: yea I saw, but thats shmokey fool I wouldn’t mess with him unless you want your throat slit, that vatos crazy
by Shmokey July 14, 2019
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