shmoikey 

Pronounced SHMOY-KEE

To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.

To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.

"He loses the money, and has the nerve to give ME the shmoikey!"

My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.

shmoikey by MEL ZIPCHITZ December 14, 2008

Shmikey 

Someone you don’t want to be. Used to describe someone who is being bitchy, unreasonable, flakes often, and/or is being a spazz.

1. D: “Where’s Franklin? I thought he was gonna hang.”
I: “Nah, he’s being shmikey today.“

2. F: “I’m sick of your shit, get out of my house.”
D: “What did I do? Chill out”
F: “I don’t care, I don’t like you”
D: “Quit being shmikey, you and I know I haven’t done anything wrong, you’re just salty.”

Shmikey by Epicdav.com December 28, 2019

Shmonkey 

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.

Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.

Shmonkey by James2968 June 10, 2011

Shmonkey 

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

Shmonkey by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

shmonkey 

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

shmonkey by Risa Anne May 18, 2006

Shmokey 

North-Eastern english slang for the class B psychoactive substance (often comsumed recreationally), Marijuana. Commonly smoked through 'Da Snoop Bong'. Circa. 2020

'got some pua lovely shmokey, ya goon.'

Shmokey by Le Epic Troll Face January 20, 2021

Shmokey 

A motherfucker that doesn’t care about any other persons life besides his and the people he claims as his, an atheistic motherfucker that doesn’t care about the well beings of others, he’ll send any person to the god that they believe while while typically putting a blade through the other persons chest and twisting till blood squirts out.

Pussy motherfucker 1: damn you see how that motherfucker disrespected me?
Pussy motherfucker 2: yea I saw, but thats shmokey fool I wouldn’t mess with him unless you want your throat slit, that vatos crazy

Shmokey by Shmokey July 14, 2019