shtism

all it means is so hard that i shit myself

can be used in words you want to make longer.

lol---> lolshtism
rofl--> roflshtism

ect.

also used for no apparant reason if you want to have fun

Guy 1: heyy
Guy 2: shtism
Guy 1: Wtf..?

shtism by Cam2348723984723984723984739284723 April 8, 2008

Shitism 

The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.

Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).

"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"

Examples of a shitism are:

The winds of shit are upon us!

I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!

You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads

Shitism by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

Shitism 

Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan

I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!

Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!

Shitism by I love to shit May 26, 2021

shitsmoke 

The chemical result when a person stays in tight quarters smoking cigarettes, never bathing, and passing gas. The smoke, dead skin cells, and the gas achieve cold fusion and become something that cannot be washed out or eliminated from clothing.

My dad's house smells like shitsmoke.

shitsmoke by WishingWellJulie September 22, 2016

Shtim 

That one ginger bastard from Civex

God Shtim's such a ginger bastard

Shtim by Naughty_Loki May 10, 2017

Shtimple 

A long hard piece of wood used for many amazing purposes

"Tommy beat me with his Shtimple

Shtimple by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER October 25, 2022

shitsmell 

the smell of shit

arse muncher the turd: can you smell shit?
jonnie jojob the bellend: yeah! I guess thats what you cou;d call a shitsmell!
arse muncher the turd: ah hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
jonnie jojob: im so funny!

shitsmell by lucasrulz April 27, 2010