dicktionary

when someone puts their dick into a book

john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!

by lucasrulz May 14, 2010

man v. food

a tv programme on good food about a guy who eats stuff, it's cool

guy who eats stuff: this is man v. food
guy who cooks food: i bet you can't eat 15 pounds of meat
guy who eats stuff: yeah I can
guy who cooks food: do it then
guy who eats stuff: aaaaargh! I'm too full, but there is only one bite left...
guy who cooks food: You did it!!!
guy who eats stuff: In this battle of man v. food
MAN WON!!!!!!

by lucasrulz August 03, 2010

shitsmell

the smell of shit

arse muncher the turd: can you smell shit?
jonnie jojob the bellend: yeah! I guess thats what you cou;d call a shitsmell!
arse muncher the turd: ah hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
jonnie jojob: im so funny!

by lucasrulz April 27, 2010