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Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.
Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.
Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Shrimple 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.
That guy has a shrimp!”
Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”
Shrimple by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023
A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)
I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!
shimple by Matta P. September 30, 2007

Shrimple tax return 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.
I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!
A frog eating beast from new zealand.
All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.
Shimples by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020

Shrimple 

A Norfolk term for the skin on custard
"no custard for me, its covered in shrimple"
Shrimple by Pete_Fish February 17, 2010