"Hey man, Mike's been in the bathroom all morning."
"Yea,I guess Shitsmas came early this year."
"You have Charmin toilet paper?!?"
"Ho,ho,ho...Merry Shitsmas!"
"Yea,I guess Shitsmas came early this year."
"You have Charmin toilet paper?!?"
"Ho,ho,ho...Merry Shitsmas!"
by The Brown Elf December 26, 2012
Get the Shitsmas mug.One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?
Me: What? Why?
Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!
Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
Me: What? Why?
Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!
Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
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A very bad christmas. You do not get any presents you like or don't get any at all. You spend your christmas somewhere you do not want to be.
by goperB October 5, 2006
Get the shitmas mug.The consumerism Holliday that took the place of the Christian Holliday of Christmas, in the same way that Christmas took the place of the pagan tradition of celebrating the winter solstice. Shitmas is celebrated by buying others excessive amounts of needless shit, with the goal of expressing the monetary value of your love, through the monetary value of your shit.
Ruth: hey Mark! How was your Shitmas?
Mark: Ah man! It was the best Shitmas yet! My family, friends and I all bought each other so much shit that we had to rent extra storage units, just to fit it all! Now I need to get a second job, to start paying off the debt!
Mark: Ah man! It was the best Shitmas yet! My family, friends and I all bought each other so much shit that we had to rent extra storage units, just to fit it all! Now I need to get a second job, to start paying off the debt!
by AnonymousBloke December 20, 2017
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also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.
*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!
first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!
first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!
by youtube.com/LORDCORINTH December 28, 2011
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I can't believe how many gifts I still need to buy. It's going to take me forever to get everything on my Shitmas List.
Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.
Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.
by Monkey_Butler December 10, 2010
Get the Shitmas List mug.When one gets out of a moving vehicle from the window onto the roof and continues to slide down to the hood of the car, and, if daring enough, stands up.
A: Remember Josh?
B: Yeah, that crazy bastard, what about him?
A: He died last week playing shipsmast.
B: Yeah, that crazy bastard, what about him?
A: He died last week playing shipsmast.
by schnapple December 25, 2007
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