shruken

A very disabled thing, person, animal....watever

It is a great insult to be called a shruken.

See also shruken hawk

"Ha Ha lookin' like a shruken for runin' into the trash can!"

by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shruken hawk

A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater

"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "

by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shrunken man

A man who has shrunken down to a small size. It is usually a sexual fetish where the shrunken man is taken advantage of by a larger woman (or women).

Angela and Kelly had a threesome with their 2 inch pet shrunken man the other night.

by shrunken man lover December 22, 2007

shrunken woman

A woman who has been shrunk down to a lesser height. The concept is often invoked for fetish pornographic purposes, wherein the shrunken woman is taken advantage of by the much larger man.

*zap* "get in my pants, you shrunken woman!"

by bigblackhole June 18, 2006

Shrunken soldier

When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.

I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

by Ryder "Danger" Sturt December 13, 2008

Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.

Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.

by Sham Danger January 30, 2015

The Shrekening

When you get more thirsty than your body can keep up with and pretend to be anally penetrated by a cartoon, usually Shrek.

Zayne was so desperate, he was giving himself The Shrekening.

by BrazzersBananas August 16, 2015