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shruken hawk

A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater
"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "
shruken hawk by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shrunken man 

A man who has shrunken down to a small size. It is usually a sexual fetish where the shrunken man is taken advantage of by a larger woman (or women).
Angela and Kelly had a threesome with their 2 inch pet shrunken man the other night.
shrunken man by shrunken man lover December 22, 2007

shrunken woman 

A woman who has been shrunk down to a lesser height. The concept is often invoked for fetish pornographic purposes, wherein the shrunken woman is taken advantage of by the much larger man.
*zap* "get in my pants, you shrunken woman!"
shrunken woman by bigblackhole June 18, 2006

Shrunken soldier 

When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.
I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

Shrunken Chesticles 

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.
Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.
Shrunken Chesticles by Sham Danger January 30, 2015

The Shrekening 

When you get more thirsty than your body can keep up with and pretend to be anally penetrated by a cartoon, usually Shrek.
Zayne was so desperate, he was giving himself The Shrekening.
The Shrekening by BrazzersBananas August 16, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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