shraken

What did you expect, a snail... NO YOU DUMB FOOL. It is of course a shrek kraken.

Hey man, have you heard about the Shraken?

by Shraken hunter May 4, 2021

Shrake Buys

A term used when accusing someone of spending money a video game. It can be used as a derogatory phrase insulting the lonely person who would spend money on a video game.

Person 1: How did you get so good at tap sports baseball?
Person 2: I got lucky, man...... Um I guess I just play a lot
Person 1: Liar! Shrake Buys
Person 2: I do not buy!
Person 1: U low life friendless insecure mofo go be like

by earonson May 14, 2019

shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

shakendra

She is always there for you every step of the way. She is the kind of girl who if your feeling blue she does something about it she always makes you feel good. She is tall and you could never forget her after you know her once you know her and she is so beautiful

I was feeling bad last night

If I could get you a Shakendra you would feel all better

by Shakendra March 16, 2017

Shakenya

The best friend you will ever have. The girl who will not only stick up for you, but raise your spirits when you are down, always makes sure you're included, and will make you laugh even if you wanna cry. Though they may be a bit stubborn, Shakenyas never cease to amaze and are some of the most hilarious and pretty people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Shakenya, hold onto her because she is da bomb.com and she needs to know. Love ya shak! 😉

Woahhhh thst girl is so cool!
Uhhh duh she is, that's Shakenya!

by Heyitsanonymous June 5, 2016

shakendria

The name of the best girl/lady/woman in the whole wide world. Typically smart, beautiful, funny and intuitive. Most men that meet this lady will instantly fall in live and forever keep coming back for more. You will never meet another like her.

Shakendria is the girl that I mites the most.

by geminiaries January 2, 2017

Shaken Negro Syndrome

The sudden urge to shake some sense into an annoying grown black person. The shaking should be violent enough to repair the apparent brain damage.

Also referred to as SNS

This waitress is horrible, I feel a sudden case of Shaken Negro Syndrome is needed.

by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012