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The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.
Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014
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shoruken 

A GIANT DICK PUNCH FROM STREET FIGHTER THAT FUCKS YOU IN THE MOTHER FUCKING ASS
I'ma shoruken the fuck out that ass then SMITH.
A very disabled thing, person, animal....watever

It is a great insult to be called a shruken.

See also shruken hawk
"Ha Ha lookin' like a shruken for runin' into the trash can!"
shruken by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shruken hawk

A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater
"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "
shruken hawk by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026