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The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.
Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014
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shoruken 

A GIANT DICK PUNCH FROM STREET FIGHTER THAT FUCKS YOU IN THE MOTHER FUCKING ASS
I'ma shoruken the fuck out that ass then SMITH.
A very disabled thing, person, animal....watever

It is a great insult to be called a shruken.

See also shruken hawk
"Ha Ha lookin' like a shruken for runin' into the trash can!"
shruken by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shruken hawk

A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater
"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "
shruken hawk by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026