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The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.
Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014
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shoruken 

A GIANT DICK PUNCH FROM STREET FIGHTER THAT FUCKS YOU IN THE MOTHER FUCKING ASS
I'ma shoruken the fuck out that ass then SMITH.
A very disabled thing, person, animal....watever

It is a great insult to be called a shruken.

See also shruken hawk
"Ha Ha lookin' like a shruken for runin' into the trash can!"
shruken by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shruken hawk

A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater
"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "
shruken hawk by Acea'spades August 18, 2004
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026