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shroomfie 

mommy- sorry. mommy- sorry. mommy- sorry. mommy- sorry. mommy- sorry. mommy- sorry. shroomfie.
shroomfie by yourhotmommy September 21, 2021
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Shoombie 

– adjective, Shoom-bee.

A moron or slapper.
1. 'Oh.Em.GEE! You're such a bloody Shoombie!'
2. 'Shuddup you big Shoombie'

Shroomchies 

When you’re tripping balls and you get a sudden burst of hunger
Person 1: Bro it’s sunday we can’t go to chick fil a
Person 2: I lowkey got the shroomchies rn and chick sounds gas.
Shroomchies by Keltonpygott September 6, 2020

Shroomite Kingdom 

when people are too curious about it
hmm lemme search shroomite kingdom

shroothie 

An all natural smoothie made with fresh fruit of your choice, 1 cup Treetop 3 Apple Blend juice, 1/2 cup of plain yogurt, and a quarter of shrooms (mostly caps)!
Kadi made us a dank shroothie!
shroothie by LadyBlazed May 24, 2010

Shroomin 

The act of tripping on or being under the influence of psychedelic mushrooms.
Guy 1: Why are pupils so huge

Guy 2: Im shroomin
Shroomin by Adam July 5, 2004

Shroominoid 

Becoming extremely paranoid while under the affect of hallucinogenic mushshrooms.
Dude, lets dip its the boys! Calm the fuck down man thats a minivan your shroominoid.
Shroominoid by Sir Trips A Lot September 4, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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