shroothie

An all natural smoothie made with fresh fruit of your choice, 1 cup Treetop 3 Apple Blend juice, 1/2 cup of plain yogurt, and a quarter of shrooms (mostly caps)!

Kadi made us a dank shroothie!

by LadyBlazed May 24, 2010

Hot fish smoothie

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance

Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021

Sex Smoothie

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.

Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.

by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018

Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

by mallary1117 February 22, 2021

Shroomchies

When you’re tripping balls and you get a sudden burst of hunger

Person 1: Bro it’s sunday we can’t go to chick fil a
Person 2: I lowkey got the shroomchies rn and chick sounds gas.

by Keltonpygott September 6, 2020

Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.

"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"

by Rhad November 28, 2009

Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.

Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!

by ghostsquad October 6, 2011