A public access TV show written, produced, directed and starring Tyler Wright. The entire show consists of Tyler sitting on a couch in his basement with an open phone book calling random citizens of Hockessin, Delaware and asking them his classic line.
Scenario ONE:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm shroomin'!
Scenario TWO:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 2: What the hell? I'll call the cops on you, you little rat ass bastard mother fuc...(at which point Ty hangs up, rolls around on the floor laughing)
Gone shroomin' is the feeling of pure bliss when you leave your house unattended while looking for shrooms. The excitement that you might get robbed plus the idea of finding shrooms is overwhelming. Typically someone will hang a ‘gone shroomin’ sign on their door to alert their neighbours, friends and family of their whereabouts.
“Where were you last weekend?”
“Oh me? I was gone shroomin’ the whole time!”
Best friend, buddy, or roommate that you do shrooms with. You can use this term to call your friends even if you don't do shrooms, or do shrooms with them. In other words, you can just be good friends with them and not do shrooms, or just not do shrooms with them, or you can. It goes either way. Alternatively, "shroomie" can just mean good friend.
Supp, shroomie?
OR:
Person 1: Watchya doin' this weekend?
Person 2: Oh not much, just chillin' with my shroomies.