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Shoom

To GTFO there, quick! Can replace any verb in any situation.
I walked in on my parents getting it on, I had to shoom, bro!
by C-bin November 24, 2017
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Shoom

I had to coom but I had to shoom a little too
by lacrem November 17, 2020
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Shoom

A portmanteu of Shit and Coom.

When your a Coomer and you dont have time to stop cooming to take a shit; you Shoom.
"I was too busy cooming to stop and shit, so i just shoomed."
by Spking99 February 6, 2020
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Shoom shoom

After you work out and look swole as hell, you get on your knees in front of the toilet and slam the lid on yo dick until it looks equally, if not more than, swole as you do. Then, as you have sexy times with your boo, you shake your dick in every direction like stirring butter, while going back and forth, all the while, saying "Shoom, shoom, shoom."
Hey Bae, you look dapper! Wanna go Shoom Shoom behind that Arby's!?
by Shogunato March 23, 2017
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shoom

-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.

It is the sound made when information flies past the person's brain or comprehension.

when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
Also, often accompanied by a "crossed-arms" arm motion in front of chest
Paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
Larry: *shoom*
by One Wanksta December 25, 2009
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Shooming

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.
by Hello Stalker October 28, 2020
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shoom

Means "noise" in Ukrainian - шум, Cyrillic
a: Hey, Did you hear that?
b: Nah, it's just a shoom from the traffic.
by dragoncool September 8, 2014
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