shqweef
shqweef by manny and mikel December 31, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Shweef
The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.
"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."
Shweef by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021
Related Words
shweef
when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky
girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?
girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef
girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef
shweef by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023
Shweef
Shweef by bigborris69 October 11, 2021
Shqueef
Shqueef by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016
Shaqweefa
Noun-A female who talks lots of shit LOUD,with Bullet wounds,stretch marks,C-section scars most likely.Highlighted Color weaves.Florecent T-shirts & names themseleves after fruit and or ends with minaj,badass,Treal,gudda-chick,Mrs.Carter.Wears babygirl T-shirts when they are obease..Muffin tops.Listens to whatever rapper of the month.
Catch Phrase-NUHH UHHH BOO BOO
Im indepedent...Can I get my hur & naiks done did.
CHIEL Pleeeze..(insert Zsnap)
Catch Phrase-NUHH UHHH BOO BOO
Im indepedent...Can I get my hur & naiks done did.
CHIEL Pleeeze..(insert Zsnap)
Shaqweefa by WAKAFLOCKaeezy April 21, 2011
blood shweef
During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
blood shweef by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
Smut Fanfiction
Smut Fanfiction
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.