shqweef

when a girl sharts and quiefs at tyhe same time

damn you saw her she shqweefed

shqweef by manny and mikel December 31, 2008

Shweef 

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

Shweef by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

shweef 

when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky

girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef

shweef by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

Shweef 

The action of a female when they excrete (shit) and toot (quweef) at the same time.

Holy heck she can shweef

Shweef by bigborris69 October 11, 2021

Shqueef 

When a girl queefs so hard she shits herself

"That girl is so gross! She shqueefed all over me last night!"

Shqueef by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016

Shaqweefa 

Noun-A female who talks lots of shit LOUD,with Bullet wounds,stretch marks,C-section scars most likely.Highlighted Color weaves.Florecent T-shirts & names themseleves after fruit and or ends with minaj,badass,Treal,gudda-chick,Mrs.Carter.Wears babygirl T-shirts when they are obease..Muffin tops.Listens to whatever rapper of the month.

Catch Phrase-NUHH UHHH BOO BOO
Im indepedent...Can I get my hur & naiks done did.
CHIEL Pleeeze..(insert Zsnap)

Shaqweefa,sha-audi,Shamandi,Sha(Bonequa),Swaqualize Jenkins-Johnson,Jones.Shaqwanda,

Shaqweefa by WAKAFLOCKaeezy April 21, 2011

blood shweef 

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.

"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."

blood shweef by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010