Shqueef 

When a girl queefs so hard she shits herself

"That girl is so gross! She shqueefed all over me last night!"

Shqueef by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016

shueef 

Shueef is when you try to queef and shit yourself.

"Hey Cindy I was sitting in my room last night and I was trying to push out a giant queef and totally shueefed"

shueef by SlothOnMercury May 18, 2014

shaqueef 

To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.

Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.

Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!

shaqueef by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

squeef 

Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.

Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?

squeef by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008

Shequeef

Accidentally or intentionally showing off what a girl's got going on under her skirt.

After an argument over the definition of flashing versus mooning I created an entirely different verb.

After bending over in a short skirt: "Woops, I just shequeefed that guy behind me!"

Shequeef by girlforguys93 April 26, 2011

Squeef 

A bag of weed or some weed.

used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"

Squeef by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005

squeef 

Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa

"Yo man, you got any squeef??"

squeef by PenisFace July 21, 2003