Definitions by JustYourAverageZombie

Shqueef 

When a girl queefs so hard she shits herself

"That girl is so gross! She shqueefed all over me last night!"

Shqueef by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016

Squeef 

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts

"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"

Squeef by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016