Girl 1: “did you have a good time at Monticello’s house last night”
Girl 2: “I had amazing time! He gave the best fingerghini of all time”
Girl 2: “I had amazing time! He gave the best fingerghini of all time”
by bigdoner420 June 19, 2024
the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger
by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023
When she sucks a small penis with a piece of rigatoni around it, and overtime the uncooked noodle gets moist and cooks due to the shlop/warmth of the suck.
guy 1: “how was your date last night with Sheba?”
guy 2: “type shit. she gave my pecker the good ole Bellini”
guy 1: “a bellini is nuts! I would prefer myself a jalopy :)”
guy 2: “type shit. she gave my pecker the good ole Bellini”
guy 1: “a bellini is nuts! I would prefer myself a jalopy :)”
by bigdoner420 June 11, 2024
The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.
by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023
when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky
girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?
girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef
girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef
by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023