Definitions by bigdoner420

Fingerghini

When a singular person is fingered at an incredible speed, similar to a Lamborghini

Girl 1: “did you have a good time at Monticello’s house last night”

Girl 2: “I had amazing time! He gave the best fingerghini of all time”

Fingerghini by bigdoner420 June 18, 2024

Bellini 

When she sucks a small penis with a piece of rigatoni around it, and overtime the uncooked noodle gets moist and cooks due to the shlop/warmth of the suck.

guy 1: “how was your date last night with Sheba?”

guy 2: “type shit. she gave my pecker the good ole Bellini”

guy 1: “a bellini is nuts! I would prefer myself a jalopy :)”

Bellini by bigdoner420 June 11, 2024

shweef 

when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky

girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef

shweef by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

jalopy 

The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.

That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy

jalopy by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger

Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!

doner kebab by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023