Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

shaqueef 

To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.
Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.

Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!
shaqueef by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

shaqueef o’neil 

when a black women queefs and it is explosive it is called the shaqueef o’neil!!!
“damn shawty that was a hard shaqueef o’neil”
shaqueef o’neil by hardmane June 16, 2021

Shaqweefa 

Noun-A female who talks lots of shit LOUD,with Bullet wounds,stretch marks,C-section scars most likely.Highlighted Color weaves.Florecent T-shirts & names themseleves after fruit and or ends with minaj,badass,Treal,gudda-chick,Mrs.Carter.Wears babygirl T-shirts when they are obease..Muffin tops.Listens to whatever rapper of the month.

Catch Phrase-NUHH UHHH BOO BOO
Im indepedent...Can I get my hur & naiks done did.
CHIEL Pleeeze..(insert Zsnap)
Shaqweefa,sha-audi,Shamandi,Sha(Bonequa),Swaqualize Jenkins-Johnson,Jones.Shaqwanda,
Shaqweefa by WAKAFLOCKaeezy April 21, 2011
I really bad-ass, Icky girl at your school, usually chubby, but there are exceptions.
Ken: Whoa, did you see that?
Zane: See what?
Ken: Shaqueefa.
Zane: Ugh, she's gross!
Shaqueefa by Suyu the Killer November 22, 2011
when a girl sharts and quiefs at tyhe same time
damn you saw her she shqweefed
shqweef by manny and mikel December 31, 2008

Shaqueefe 

When you shit and queefe at the same time.
Boy: damn what's that smell?
Girl: sorry I just shaqueefed.
Shaqueefe by Shaqueefer October 1, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more