shpooing

Having shpooed

I shpoo on you.;
Go away, we're shpooing.

by You'vejustbeenshpooed! August 25, 2010

shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

by The shining finger March 29, 2015

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

by galactifish July 27, 2011

Spooing

When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.

My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.

by Shabeth May 3, 2018

shpoingy

The texture of fatty meat, seafood, mushrooms, and other bouncy/springy textured foods.

When I bite into this fatty porkchop, it feels shpoingy in my mouth.

by gyozayum April 25, 2006

spooing

Simultaneous spewing and pooing. Commonly experienced during bouts of gastro.

Anton was spooing for hours last night. Must be the prawns.

by 715G08 April 18, 2011

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007