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When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.
My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.
Spooing by Shabeth May 3, 2018
Words you can keep
Simultaneous spewing and pooing. Commonly experienced during bouts of gastro.
Anton was spooing for hours last night. Must be the prawns.
spooing by 715G08 April 18, 2011
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spooning sleep 

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.
After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !
spooning sleep by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016

Spooning 

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.
Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters
Spooning by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016

Ping Spoofing 

A meme the Minecraft players spam Ping Spoofing in KitPVP servers to annoy the server owners to the point of break.
badboyhalo made another video about ping spoofing. I bet is contains of him just complaining about the players spamming it in the chat again. Thanks Skeppy....
Ping Spoofing by BlaaZy October 27, 2018

ping spoofing 

Spoofing means you are manipulating the information you are sending to the server.
In the case of ping spoofing, you are making your ping look very bad so that the server can't tell if you are lagging or hacking.
Johnny is hosting a minigame where the player who stands on a rock the longest wins. Johnny started the match and used a "kill all players" command to troll but a player was ping spoofing so his client took longer to update and ended up winning instead of it being a tied match.

Mitch is hacking on the hytale server but he is ping spoofing at the same time to make it difficult to know he's really hacking
ping spoofing by hailsatan123 December 25, 2018
When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).
I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.
Spoonga by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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