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When something has that extra soft 'feel' to it. Not quite springy, not quite boingy. spoingy.
1. I have a spoingy bed
spoingy by Oil June 19, 2003
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he is so spoingy! little guy :)
spoingy by wurmhole January 22, 2022
the adjective form of "shping" (happiness in confusion)
in general shpingy is used to describe things in good way, especially when there seems no other way to describe something.

It's like...amazing

If you need a positively connotated/denotated word to describe something or someone its perfect because its non restricting, it has an elastic meaning.

Going back to the "happiness in confusion' definition, its like the way out of being speechless of joy~
For example, say you were having a conversation with someone and you don't know how to tell them how wonderful they are. you could say they're "shpingy" and at least that'll open up into more talking about it, and it leaves in room for being not completely serious about everything (like comic relief from a serious conversation)

I think i'd like to go with that break through from being speachess
(see second example)
EX1//

Person*waits for me to say something*
person:yea well what do you think?
ME: I think...ehh~ you're damn shpingy~!
person: shpingy?...
ME:oh yea, its perfect, its like every good word i could use to describe you all smashed into one word, and it shounds happy doesn't it?
person:shping~ :>

EX2//
ME:I....
person: yea?
ME:um....hold on...i
person:ok...
ME: I *thinks*(love you, think you're amazing, don't know what to do about you because im sure you make me way to happy for my own good somehow...?)think...SPHING! :D<3

(which also implies the confusion with the long time between answering~)
shpingy by happyevil23 December 25, 2007

Spoingy Oingy

Don't do the Spoingy Oingy at 15
Spoingy Oingy by SpongeyBobby March 24, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026