Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

by galactifish July 27, 2011

shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

by The shining finger March 29, 2015

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Shmoobing

Shmoobing: chilling or hanging out. verb

"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)

"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)

"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)

by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

Oongus Shmoongus

Was said by cavemen during the Ooga Booga event. A war cry.

Foongus: Oongus Shmoongus!
Everyone else: "Scared"

by Floopity Flip December 6, 2021

shmoingus zone

A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.

blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted

Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.

Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!

by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006