A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!
The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!
The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!
by DONTCALLMEPEANUT June 04, 2021
a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.
by Tamakeri November 25, 2008
Someone who's completely utterly annoying at times you can't find the right word for them so you call them a shmoo
by Envy Shirey March 09, 2015
by McnittsTITS October 12, 2017
1 - (v) - When a person, particularly of the female persuasion, attempts to "hit on" or "tune" another person.
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner
1 -
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"
2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"
2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"
by PrettyStarFury May 18, 2009
A cigarette. Used in the Twin Cities region, more specifically the town of Eden Prairie. Goes in conjunction with "busting a shmoo", which means to have a cigarette.
by B-jammin September 19, 2006
by LaLala40034 May 15, 2009