Shmoo

A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!

The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!
Kai: Man! Your cat is obese and SO yeasty!
Adelaide: Yeah of course, she's a shmoo.
by DONTCALLMEPEANUT June 04, 2021
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a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.
John: 'You know Mia?'
Tom: 'Yeah, she is a right shmoo'
by Tamakeri November 25, 2008
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Someone who's completely utterly annoying at times you can't find the right word for them so you call them a shmoo
"Sarah is such a shmoo she wouldn't stop talking about her nails"
by Envy Shirey March 09, 2015
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Elliott took a shmoo on his honeymoon.
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1 - (v) - When a person, particularly of the female persuasion, attempts to "hit on" or "tune" another person.
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner
1 -
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"

2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"
by PrettyStarFury May 18, 2009
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A cigarette. Used in the Twin Cities region, more specifically the town of Eden Prairie. Goes in conjunction with "busting a shmoo", which means to have a cigarette.
Hey man, you want to go bust a shmoo after class?
by B-jammin September 19, 2006
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Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D
He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.
by LaLala40034 May 15, 2009
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