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Shooing means that you want to have sexual intercourse with uncle
Hey mom I wanna go shooing
Shooing by Josh_\\~| April 2, 2021

shooing the dog 

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up
She woke up to find him shooing the dog

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.
"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

sock shooing 

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples
Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam
sock shooing by Poopflinger January 14, 2015

Showing up uninvited 

in internet parlance, meant to convey the appearance of an unwanted or undesirable group of people that you weren't seeking out in the first place.
There was an interesting discussion about how to save up for retirement, but then all these bitcoin bros started showing up uninvited.

Shooting the rodeo 

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.
We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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