shpokin

1.redneck term for speaking.
2. literally shit poking
3.being a complete ass.

1.he done shpokin yet?
2. you gotta be shpokin me.
3. you shpokin bastard!

by keven B February 22, 2008

Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.

Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!

by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

Shmokin

Smoking epically

Them damn kids got me shmokin

by DaddyDoza January 25, 2021

Spoking

To pleasure a lady with your hand using a Mork and Mindy nanu nanu hand style gesture.

I have her a good spoking last night

by studleymoore January 14, 2010

shopkin phase

Ahh....the shopkin phase. This phase takes place in young, usually female, children--typically in the age range from 6 to 9 (no 69 joke intended). The phase is where these young children become obsessed with shopkins, a small and creepy collectible toy that is in the shape of an object you can buy at a store, like the milk your dad is still getting.

Later on these same kids remember this phase and would do anything to forget it (see italic letters).

Don't ask me how I know this

Homo sapien friend: Oh my god remember the shopkin phase.

Homo sapien 2: No

Homo sapien 2: My mind is clear thanks to the society of the blind eye

Homo sapien friend: Correct my friend.

by thiswebsiteisfckingcursed December 5, 2021

Shpoink

The act of a man ejaculating

I shpoinked in her eye!

by Nathan Pazdernik December 5, 2011

Shookination

This word originates from a class of Computer Engineering Technology.
Definition - Destroyed, Told Hardcore, etc..

Guy loses hardcore in a game.. "Dude, you just got Shookinated!"

by Anonymous April 30, 2004